October 30, 2009

Under the Sea: Part 1

Fried egg jellyfish


Unfortunately, my camera is not able to come swimming with me. I've been doing my best to persuade Grant's boss to lend me his underwater one, but to no avail (yet). But I really wanted to share this jelly with you, because it was an incredible creature to come across in the water.

I was sceptical at first, but my instructor reached out with her gloved hand to pet one, and motioned for me to do the same, with my un-gloved hand. Tentatively I did so, and touched the "yolk" in the centre. It was surprisingly hard, but slimy, and as I ran my hand along the tentacles underneath he flapped his little skirt up and down.

Later that day, some kids came in to the dive shop to borrow snorkels and asked about the big yellow blobs floating about in the bay. I jumped up - "Touch them! Touch them!" - and they backed slowly away from the counter, away from the crazy jellyfish lady and out into the sunshine...

I really love those jellyfish.

October 29, 2009

A Gozitan Kind of Birthday

Gozo 3

Gozo 4

Gozo 6

Gozo 7

Gozo 8

Daylight savings finished on the weekend, and though the sun sets around 5.30pm now, we still had time to explore the island a little in the afternoon. It was Grant's birthday yesterday, and I finished my Open Water Diver course so, after our excursion, we had plenty of reasons to celebrate.

The diving has been taking it out of me, so I practised napping in the evening while G baked scones. We made Chinese dumplings from scratch for dinner, and washed them down with French champagne on the balcony. As far as presents go, I went a bit overboard. The lucky thing got a new toothbrush AND a Spanish mix tape, but the pièce de résistance was something I'm going to go into more details about at a later date. The official release date. And no, it has nothing to do with me.

Happy Birthday G. Remember, research has proven birthdays are good for you - the more you have, the longer you live!


Gozo 5

October 26, 2009

Sunday Boot Sale Treasure

Boot Sale Love

Puss in Boots (1967)
Treasure Island (1950)
Adventures into Literature: Primary Book II (1949)
Columbus Geographies (1956)
Mother Nature's Babies (1947)
Mother Nature's Queer Creatures (1945)

Scored for the princely sum of €1.10.

October 25, 2009

Winds of Change

Triq Marina 1

Welcome to sunny Marsalforn! Fancy an after-dinner stroll along the seafront? Perhaps you should stay inside...

I took this photo last night, standing on the front step of the dive shop where Grant works. My feet got wet and I got a little spray on the camera, but I was fine. This park bench was not fine:

Triq Marina 2

The café next door, also not fine.

Triq Marina 3

Triq Marina 4

Grant found a large rock. There were lots of rocks rolling down the street in the water, some that would hurt an awful lot of you were in the way when they came flying out of the ocean. A few people were out playing in the water, or taking photos. Restaurant patrons were tucking their feet up as the water lapped at the walls. Conditions had not really improved by morning...

Triq Marina 5

Some of the waves could reach second-storey windows across the street. Shops were flooded, rubbish bins lost forever, roller doors smashed in like they'd been hit by a car. These umbrellas escaped the carnage, and as far as I know it wasn't dangerous to any people. Just very unfortunate for those who didn't have sandbags or barriers outside their doors.

Triq Marina 6

Triq Marina 7

Needless to say, I have not been in the water today. I have, however, learnt that a decent change from a southerly to a north-westerly can do more than ruin your blowdry.


October 24, 2009

Gone Divin'

It's the holidays. Again. Already. One thing's for sure, this exchange business is hard work.

I took the liberty of beginning on Tuesday instead of Friday, and have arrived in Malta to the sun, sea and my sweetheart. And this time, I think I have taken every available mode of transport to get here: tram, train, metro, bus, airplane, van, ferry, car. Did I miss something?

Grant was waiting for me at the port. The Hilux bounced along what was more potholes than road, and lead me not into temptation, but delivered me from evil. The mini-bus ride from the airport was evil. 100km-per-hour-through-Valetta-with-no-seatbelts kind of evil.

Later, I was tempted, by fruit salad on the terrace. We looked out on the yellow limestone of Marsalforn, Gozo, and at the risk being immediately dumped, I mentioned that the buildings made me think of Price of Persia 2, a relic of my 2-dimensional gaming 90s nerdy stage. Commander Keen, anyone? I wasn't dumped. It remind him too. Ah, the good ol' days.

Source: Symbian Star

But it was not the Arabic-esque architecture I'd come for. I sought a totally different landscape, and before lunchtime the next morning, I'd been wedged into a neoprene suit and stuck underwater with 6kg around my waist and another 12kg on my back. It's a new experience, and one I will elaborate on later.

But for now I got to run, curry is on the stove and it needs eatin'.

October 19, 2009

When I grow up...

We the Robots © Chris Harding

Next year I'm going to have 2 degrees. I don't even know if I want to use them... but I can do anything I want, right? I'm Generation Y! I'll have 14 careers before I'm thirty five!

Actually, I've already had more than 25 part-time jobs. Really. Is that wrong? I worked at McDonalds, at two supermarkets, a shoe store, a catering company, a juice bar, and a furniture store. I delivered the newspaper and looked after kids and helped my Dad and crossed names of the electoral roll. I've had 3 marketing jobs and now I'm almost qualified and I get to start my real career? Which will be... I have no idea.

The future is getting closer and I'm freaking out a little bit.

October 16, 2009

Here's one I prepared earlier...


Warning. Contains actual vitamins.

Poached eggs + Carrefour muesli + Carrefour yoghurt + nectarine.

= Cheap.
= Real.
= Beautiful!


Desperate Times

I've been watching the euros slip away all year, but perhaps excessively so since summer. 3 months of travel made a good dent in the bank account, and the last few weekends have been more of a sledgehammer approach to spending.

So, in order to ensure I don't starve over winter and make it to the other side of Christmas without resorting to begging, I'm being even more creative with meals. I've been good generally, and manage to keep food bills down to around €30 a week.

Semi-recently, my local supermarket - the much-adored Carrefour - brought out their own line, aptly named Carrefour Discount. Their in-store promos and leaflets tell me I can have a complete meal for €1. See examples:

Let's look at the Repas Tonus. I'm not sure of the translation for that one but I'm going with Toning Meal, aka Jenny Craig. I can have 100g of tabloulé, 100g of spaghetti, a mince pattie and a tub of yoghurt for 92c. But I have to buy the following:

Taboulé 95c for 500g
Spaghetti 40c for 500g
Mince Steak €4.69 for 10
Yoghurt €1.46 for 8
Total: €7.49

Then I have to eat the same thing for a week.

I'm not anti-homebrand as mentioned, but I am pro-variety. I am also pro-fresh, and I note the lack of vegetables in said "complete meal". Granted, there are coloured flecks in the taboulé, but the paella in the Spanish Meal comes from a can. I could eat the garnish but it's not included in the price. Actually, there's a warning at the bottom of the leaflet: Pour votre santé, mangez au moins cinq fruits et légumes par jour, or Eat Your Daily 5, for the anglophones.

So, fellow students and discount-lovers, proceed with caution. Of course I know they're only suggestions. We all need ideas on how to create a low-budget meal, so I'm going to take them on board and see what I can come up with. Heck, I might even take a picture of it and call it Food Styling. I've gone as far as I can with Mi Goreng noodles, it surely won't hurt to try something new.

October 12, 2009

Just Another Weekend


Gone for the stew. Back Wednesday!

October 9, 2009

Heid and Sieck


When I turned 21, I was taken to a very nice restaurant for dinner. The food was great, but the two things I remember most were the bread and the wine, and I'm not even Catholic. The bread was crusty, warm, and oozing a lovely mixture of butter, honey and seeded mustard. The wine was Piper-Heidsieck champagne. A week later, at my party, I very selfishly enjoyed a bottle of Moët and gave my guests the house white. Hey, it was my birthday!

Now, in France, it was my European duty to ensure these two drops were as good on home soil as they are when shipped to the other side of the world. So we went to Champagne - yes, the actual place. You can't call it champagne unless it's from there.

Ok, so it's a region, like the Barossa or the Clare Valley. We stayed in Reims, and took a day trip to Épernay. These two are home to pretty much your who's who of Maisons de Champagnes. It was merry, it was gay, it was bubbles of little inspiration that had me chopping a fringe on a whim.

Then I found out Piper Heidsieck was closed.
To the public.
Sigh.

But it was a fine way to spend a quintessentially French weekend, with good friends and a good drop. The cellar tours are expensive yet educational, and just a little repetitive. They're certainly impressive, hundreds of kilometres of tunnels underneath the town, and loads of champagne. As in, Pommery alone has 25 MILLION bottles. At at least 30 euros a pop, that's some real estate!

More photos on Flickr

October 7, 2009

It's not always the inside that counts...



Pastiglie Leone

Why, oh why did I not buy these when I saw them in Italy? I was in Turin, where they're made... what is wrong with me? Time to call in a favour from those relatives I think...

Wait. Do they sell them in Malta? Malta is close to Italy, right?

Grant?

October 6, 2009

My Life as an Intrepid Explorer

This is me:

Source: Geek à lier

Well, it was me. Ok... it was the idea I had of myself a month ago in Spain. Maybe this will explain why...

*****

The confetti from the parade was still stuck between the cobblestones. The sun bore down on the street, and she shielded her eyes from the glare.
"Let's find some shade," she said.

They walked up by the cathedral, through the narrow lanes behind it and came out at the mirador. The view over the valley was incredible, but it was the path that lead down the cliff face that had their attention.

They wound their way down, and came to a well-worn patch of earth that afforded the real money-shot - the Puente Nuevo, one of Spain's most photographed landmarks.

Known as El Tajo, the gorge was created by constant erosion of the Guadalevín river, fed by mountain streams and melting snow high in the mountains of the Sierra de las Nieves. Water still runs through, and pools in places beside the dense foliage on the cliff-face.

Our adventurers were thirsty, but it wasn't for water. The remains of a building lay scattered where they stood, a sign of something from the past, something more that once existed. Their curiosity piqued, they took another path which led further down, into the bushes.

The cliff face rose up on their right, and the trees began to filter out the light and a little of the heat. Pushing branches aside, they were drawn deeper into the undergrowth, until the scene took on a new character altogether.

They broke into a clearing, and the young man wandered between pieces of rubble and low-hanging vines to explore this new place. A coke bottle lay on the ground, but for all they knew it had been there for years.

The sound of running water came from beneath, and could be seen flowing through holes in the cliff and under their feet.

"You said you wanted an adventure," he laughed. "Well, this is it!"
The girl was busy working out how to expose for the conditions, but she smiled when she heard him. Her feet were already dirty, and another path beckoned them to continue further.

There were signs of something here too - ageing concrete and bricks and plaster were engulfed by the foliage, but still visible.
"What is this place?" The question remained unspoken but it wasn't long until they had their answer...

"San Miguel Central Electric?" The tiled sign and the flowing water hinted at an industrial past, but there were few other clues to the mystery. Suddenly, the girl stopped - just short of falling down a very dark and rather uninviting hole. The chute led to something... but what?

With no rope to ensure an exit, climbing down wasn't really a option. But a little investigating further in the bushes would uncover a concrete stairway, to an equally dark and mysterious chamber. They looked at each other and grinned.

Fighting thoughts of crazed homeless Spanish men, she stepped down and into an archyway. The stairs were met by the earth, sloping down into a large room. From where they stood, they could see ancient paint peeling from the walls, and leaves littering the floor.

They stood in the doorway.
"There is no way I am going in there," he said. "I've played enough computer games to know what could happen."
"Ok. Wait for me out here then." And with that she disappeared into the darkness...

Somewhere in her mind, she was disappointed not to be the first one to discover this place. Plenty of other delinquents had strayed from the path, and left their marks in this room. She noticed the chute, the same hole she'd look down in only minutes earlier. She heard a rustle behind her, and her heart jumped into her throat.
"This is exactly like Resident Evil," he said, as he took in the surrounds.

It was less scary with the two of them in there, far less chance of being attacked by zombies. She felt a small seed of bravery implant itself in her stomach. This is certainly not what I expected when I got up this morning, she thought. The aspiring photographer inside made her step out on the ledge and peer around the crumbling walls. It was dark, darker than the pictures would later portray, but not impossible.


The water lay still here, the quiet adding to the eeriness. But there they were, giggling with fear and excitement at having had the adventure she had expressed her desire for. The followed a little further, and found other buildings they could only imagine uses for. Using a pencil, they added their own autograph to the wall, and with the slowly fading light, made their way back up to the look-out.


Climbing back under the archway that first lead them on the journey, they stopped to play with the shadows and reflect on their discovery. What started as an escape from the heat had become one the best memories of their voyage, and a lesson that things are often more than they appear.

So take the road less travelled... you never know what lies beneath.